It wasn't enough that they wanted us to stop milking cows and milk humans instead (which a guy in Europe actually tried to do), now they want to start changing the names of our schools.  They are requesting that Spearfish High School change it's name to Sea Kitten High school.  First off, I hope the football team sucks because nobody wants the state champion football captain to be a sea kitten. 

Second, what does changing school names have to do with saving animals?  I'm not so sure that little Bobby is going to change his view on whether or not he should go deepsea fishing for giant sea monsters or eat fewer tuna steaks when he grows up.  In fact, I'm thinking that Bobby isn't going to want to tell ANYONE about his experiences as a Sea Kitten.

For the record, I'm all about the fastest, least painful slaughter possible for the animals that I throw on my barbeque grill, but no way, no how, am I going to stop eating things that don't even really think.  Take me to a herd of cows that all get excited when you show up because you might pet them, that seem to live only to seek my love, that protect me from danger at cost to themselves, and maybe I'll stop eating them.  After all, that's the biggest reason I don't want to eat dogs.  I love my dog, because she's cute.

PETA is just over the top with their shenanigans, and my stomach bowls start to grumble whenever I read or hear about them, so maybe I'll just start wearing disposable diapers when I read PETA stories just in case.