The country that brought us curfew laws to end lawless riots has a new emergency.....runaway kangaroos that are "probably just grazing quietly away somewhere."  Said Carlon Masson,"We had 15 missing kangaroos -- it was complete panic."

It's no wonder France can't go through a war without being occupied.  They can't handle some fuzzy pot bellied overgrown whatever the hell they ares.  Panic? Over some kangaroos?  Send em over here, I'll bet they're tasty.