Think that your experience at the local Ramada merits a free hotel stay? Try checking out these stories.  I mean, when we were moving out to Vegas, we stopped at a hotel that was a little dank, had what seemed to be 20 year old bedding, and a bed that was so short my feet dangled off the end, which gave all my friends quite a laugh because I'm kinda short.  But at least the ceiling didn't have cockroach infested holes, hair stuck to the sink, or omit on the bed, and the clerk didn't have to hide behind bullet-proof glass.  I chuckled a couple of times, so check it out.