Sherlock and Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Sherlock wakes the Dr. Watson and says, 'Watson, look towards sky; what you see?'
Dr. Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Sherlock.
Dr. Watson, tired of being caught last in a game of "elementary, dear Watson," ponders for several minutes then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sherlock?'
'Watson, you jackass, someone has stolen our tent.'
Some hours later, Sherlock wakes the Dr. Watson and says, 'Watson, look towards sky; what you see?'
Dr. Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Sherlock.
Dr. Watson, tired of being caught last in a game of "elementary, dear Watson," ponders for several minutes then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sherlock?'
'Watson, you jackass, someone has stolen our tent.'
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