I was looking for stupid criminals, because I needed a smile, and I came across www.dumbcriminals.com.  They get an honorable mention for some really great stories about why I don't hang out with criminals.  My favorite chuckler of the evening is the drunk stoner reporting his missing weed to the police .  I'll bet that ended with a really long night.  Somebody should have ditched the weed and stuck with a story about his missing "slimming pills."